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I don't care what the calendar says,erotice castration caption it's the holiday season and that means it's time to start thinking about presents — even the sexy kind. PornHub has rolled out a new line of sex toys just in time.

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The new line is produced in conjunction with famed sex toy retailer Ann Summers and aimed specifically at couples. The line includes vibrators, cock rings, and pretty much anything else under the sun you could want.

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This is PornHub, after all, and it knows what it's doing, including enlisting the band Perlita to make a song, with video assistance from adult film stars Carolina Abril and Jesus Reyes, to show how couples can enjoy these new toys together.

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The song, plaintively titled "Sex Instruments," is, per the video's YouTube description:

...the first ever song made entirely out of sounds produced by sex toys, including guitars played with vibrators, bass notes from anal beads and strokers for rhythm to name a few. If that wasn’t enough, we’ve also added another layer of sonic bliss by combining the rhythm of the toys with the sounds of moans, orgasms and sex, creating a one of a kind song that will get your feet (and hands) moving.

Like a slightly more NSFW version of Matmos!

The toys are available now and will easily fill some stockings this holiday season.

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