All wine should be Young Kinky Sex (2008) Watch online full moviedrunk out of sippy cups. Whether you choose to embrace or reject that truth is on you.
The older we get, the more it comes clear that mankind simply wasn't designed to drink out of wine glasses. Humans are far too uncoordinated to hold onto a wine glass without putting its precious little life at risk. Chances are you, or someone you care about, has broken a wine glass on at least a dozen occasions.
I know it's hard to believe, but we don't have to live in fear of our wine glasses. Together, we can build a better happy hour.
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Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable These glasses could "easily be mistaken for fine crystal," according to Bed Bath & Beyond. That is, um, not correct, but they have a classic, non-offensive shape and they're designed to be shatterproof.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Keep your pinot grigio cold all while looking like a hip rustic urban millennial.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable These unbreakable glasses work whether you're drinking indoors, outside or depressed in your bed watching Broad City on your computer.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Spills are inevitable. Small shitty shards of glass in your feet are not.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable This is exactly the kind of wine glass you'd expect to see in someone's kitchen cabinet in Gattaca.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable Just buy a case of these and you'll be set for wedding gifts for life.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable I cannot emphasize the number of wine glasses I've broken simply because I don't have the motor coordination to reach up for a glass. Reach down into this cabinet to protect yourself and the carpet you love.
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Credit: Shutterstock / Flower Studio Hands down the best tool for cleaning up broken glass is a potato cut in half. You use the flesh of the tuber to pick up loose shards.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable This is the shit I'm talking about -- a literal padded room for the most vulnerable glasses in your set.
Have a happy, stain-free holiday.
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