【male auto-eroticism】

Orlando Bloom is male auto-eroticismletting it all hang out. On Instagram, that is.

Bloom finally made his account public after using it privately for just over a year, sharing plenty of photos of his year globe-trotting. He skis with his son, hits up Burning Man with Katy Perry and finally finds his swim trunks.

He kicked off his public Instagram career with a straightforward message. Ex-wife Miranda Kerr commented, "Nice one!"

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Bloom's got jokes. Here he makes fun of his paddleboarding nudes, "When you are chasing down the guy who stole your swim trunk."

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There's a sex tape sans Katy Perry.

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But Bloom did post a romantic video with Perry from Burning Man.

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The actor is more comfortable sharing an elephant PDA.

There are some extremely cute pictures of his son, Finn.

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He posted this very cute picture of a dog in a hoodie.

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Naturally, there are shirtless yoga selfies.

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His latest update is a photo of himself on set with bleached hair. We've missed you, Legolas!

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