【Philippines movie 18+】

If you haven't heard the news about Dunkin' Donuts,Philippines movie 18+ please, sit down and grab a doughnut. This is gonna be a tough one.

America's most popular donut chain is reportedly considering rebranding and changing its name, according to Nation's Restaurants News. The company wants to move away from its complicated donut associations and refocus on coffee.

America's donuts are under attack. Is there anyone out there brave enough to stand up for the fatty treats of the world?

SEE ALSO: Oreos releases a Dunkin Donuts Mocha-flavored treat just in time for the Fourth of July

The chain apparently will be trying out its new name -- Dunkin' -- at one of its California locations. Other names are also under consideration, according to a mysterious tipster who may or may not be a random friend who DM'd me these names while drunk.

Here are just a few names that could be adopted:

1. Drispy Dreme

Via Giphy

Drispy Dreme has nothing to do with Krispy Kreme, the donut chain that some donut pundits argue has technically better donuts.

2. Munchkinky's

Dunkin' can't live solely off the breakfast crowd, so they're trying to cater to he flush after-hours BDSM community.

Mashable Trend Report Decode what’s viral, what’s next, and what it all means. Sign up for Mashable’s weekly Trend Report newsletter. By clicking Sign Me Up, you confirm you are 16+ and agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Thanks for signing up!

3. Dunkirk Donuts

The company is considering a marketing tie-in with Christopher Nolan's bleak war drama.

4. Dunkin' Donuts and Clean Bathrooms

Via Giphy

Forget Starbucks. Dunkin' Donuts has some of the cleanest bathrooms out there, which, trust me, you'll need after you try any one of their "paninis."

5. Coffreaky's

Think coffee meets highway strip club.

6. Turdunkin' Donuts

Via Giphy

In lieu of Turducken turkey, consider Turdunkin' Donuts -- the soy-based vegetarian alternative to the traditional Dunkin' menu. Also, we advise you not to look up Turdunkin' on Urban Dictionary if you are under the age of 13.

7. Dunkin' Donuts and Covfefe

They're more than just donuts: they're donuts and coffee and an anti-Trump resistance brand.

8. Pumkin' Spice Donuts

All you monsters ever want is pumpkin spice so all you monsters will ever get is pumpkin spice.

9. Not Starbucks

Via Giphy

Man, screw those guys.

Please, Dunkin' Donuts, if you're listening: American doesn't want Dunkin'. It wants Dunkin' donuts.

Thanks for reading Mashable Humor: original comedy every day. Or most days. We're people, just like you, and we're trying our best.

---

Featured Video For You

---

At this underwater winery, you'll have to dive for your drinks

---

• Deals
• Life
• Science
• Entertainment
• Digital Culture
• Shopping
• Tech
• Games

• Amazon Book Sale: Shop early deals now
• The company that wanted to put 'a bullet through Google's head' is dead
• Google's free Wi
• Chrissy Teigen blesses the Kardashians with an unexpected Christmas gift
• NYT Connections Sports Edition hints and answers for May 19: Tips to solve Connections #238
• George Michael helped a generation realise it was okay to be gay
• Trust me, falling bricks don't get any more exciting than this
• 50 thoughts I have while waiting for my Seamless order
• Astronomers saw one galaxy impale another. The damage was an eye
• Snapchat pushing for more AR with latest reported purchase

• NYT Strands hints, answers for February 13
• Apple TV is now available on Android
• Best speaker deal: Save 42% on the Marshall Middleton portable speaker
• Best Amazon deals of the day: Apple Pencil Pro, Google Pixel Buds A
• NYT Connections Sports Edition hints and answers for February 15: Tips to solve Connections #145
• Google Gemini can remember your past conversations now
• How to unblock porn for free
• President's Day sale: Shop Amazon Echo devices up to 36% off
• Wordle today: The answer and hints for February 13, 2025
• Best Dyson deal: My Best Buy members save $100 on the Dyson Airwrap

• Apple iPhone 17 Pro leaks highlight major new design change
• People are loving this brother's touching RuPaul
• Michelle Obama calls out Barack for his not so funny dad jokes in Christmas address
• Ridiculous Fox anchor to Teen Vogue writer: 'stick to the thigh
• Better Buy: Previous
• Brutal holiday blizzard wreaks havoc across northern U.S.
• 10 things you should do now that you've welcomed Alexa into your life
• Everyone crashed their new holiday drone
• Best robot vacuum deal: Get the Roborock Q5 Max for 53% off at Amazon
• How to return Amazon packages in 2025

• Commissioning Misleading Core i9
• How to spend less time on the internet in 2017
• Barbie's tech
• 12 brutally honest answers to those awkward family questions about your love life
• Keeping Hope Alive
• 'Westworld' maze merch has taken over Etsy because we're all super
• Taylor Swift gave one of her oldest fans the best Christmas surprise ever
• Facebook's Safety Check feature was the latest victim of fake news
• Seven Steam games whose reviews have changed a lot
• Google CEO Sundar Pichai to kickstart New Year with an event in India