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【Bad Detective: Food Chain [Uncut]】

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Fifth grader Zoë will no longer tolerate her classmate Noah's insubordination.

On Thursday,Bad Detective: Food Chain [Uncut] Twitter user @WhosDenverJones tweeted out Zoë's new list of behavioral rules for Noah. Noah has a crush on Zoë, which is understandable, but he hasn't been playing it cool.

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So Zoë took matters into her own hands, and her regulations are as specific as they are scathing.

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Noah, please just leave Zoë alone. It is in your best interest.

In the meantime, Twitter is applauding Zoë for setting the boundaries that make her comfortable.

If you have any questions, please contact Zoë's assistant.

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