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April the giraffe's much-anticipated new calf is SADISTIC EROTICISM (2015)only a few hours old, but it's already very busy doing fun activities. Standing and walking, for example.

As is to be expected, the baby was quite wobbly at first. In fact, its first attempts at standing up went extremely -- albeit adorably -- awry.

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Now, though, the baby is strutting around with the confidence of a giraffe at least twice its age -- so, like, a giraffe that is five hours old.

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Keep practicing, little friend. Maybe someday you can achieve the ultimate goal: giraffe Parkour.

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