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Summer may be the mainstreaming of masturbation: the auto eroticismcoming to an end, but Netflix's collection of movies and TV shows will still be around should you need an escape.

September sees the return of several Netflix series, including Season 5 of Cobra Kai and Season 4 of Fate: The Winx Saga. This coming month also marks the release of films like teen comedy Do Revengeand rom-com Love in the Villa, as well as the highly anticipated Blonde, which stars Ana de Armas as Marilyn Monroe.

There's even more where that came from. Here's everything coming to Netflix in September 2022.

Top pick: Drifting Home

The anime film Drifting Home tells the story of strained friendships and summer goodbyes, all set in a floating apartment building.

Sixth-graders Kosuke and Natsume are good friends who grew up in the same apartment complex. Now, the building is set to be demolished, and Kosuke, Natsume, and their friends play in it one last time over summer break. However, things take a turn for the bizarre when they realize the building is drifting alone at sea. Will they be able to make it back? And will Kosuke and Natsume's friendship survive? Based on the trailer alone, Drifting Home looks to be a beautifully animated journey with heaping amounts of mystery and sentiment.

How to watch: Drifting Home is streaming on Netflix Sept. 16.

Movies

A Cinderella Story (9/1)

A Clockwork Orange (9/1)

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (9/1)

A Jazzman's Blues (9/23)

A Knight's Tale (9/1)

A Little Princess (9/1)

A Trip to Infinity (9/26)

American Beauty (9/1)

Anikulapo (9/30)

ATHENA (9/23)

Austin Powers in Goldmember (9/1)

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (9/1)

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (9/1)

Barbie Mermaid Power (9/1)

Blonde (9/28)

The Brave Ones (9/16)

The Bridges of Madison County (9/1)

Broad Peak (9/14)

The Catholic School (9/14)

Clueless (9/1)

Colette (9/13)

Despicable Me (9/1)

Despicable Me 2 (9/1)

Diorama (9/8)

Do Revenge (9/16)

Dolphin Tale 2 (9/1)

The Dreamlife of Georgie Stone (9/22)

Drifting Home (9/16)

Elysium (9/27)

End of the Road (9/9)

Fenced In (9/1)

The Festival of Troubadours (9/2)

Friday After Next (9/1)

Fullmetal Alchemist The Final Alchemy (9/24)

Get Smart With Money (9/6)

He's Just Not That Into You (9/1)

I Used to Be Famous (9/16)

If Beale Street Could Talk (9/1)

Inheritance (9/28)

The Italian Job (9/1)

Ivy + Bean (9/2)

Ivy + Bean: The Ghost That Had to Go (9/2)

Ivy + Bean: Doomed to Dance (9/2)

Jogi (9/16)

John Q (9/1)

Just Friends (9/1)

Little Nicky (9/1)

Lou (9/23)

Love in the Villa (9/1)

Mirror, Mirror (9/16)

Morphle Halloween Candy Magic Pet (9/1)

The Munsters (9/27)

My Little Pony: Make Your Mark: Chapter 2 (9/26)

Next Friday (9/1)

No Limit (9/8)

The Notebook (9/1)

Off the Hook (9/1)

Plan A Plan B (TBD)

The Perfumier (9/21)

Rainbow (9/30)

Resident Evil (9/1)

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (9/1)

Resident Evil: Retribution (9/1)

Road House (9/1)

Save the Last Dance (9/1)

Scarface (9/1)

Skandal! Bringing Down Wirecard (9/16)

Snow White & the Huntsman (9/1)

Terim (9/15)

This Is 40 (9/1)

This Is the End (9/16)

Vampire Academy (9/5)

What We Leave Behind (9/30)

TV shows

Ada Twist, Scientist Season 3 (9/12)

Bee and PuppyCat (9/6)

Buy My House (9/2)

Call the Midwife Series 11 (9/5)

Chef's Table: Pizza(9/7)

Cobra Kai Season 5 (9/9)

Cocomelon Season 6 (9/5)

Cyberpunk: Edgerunners (TBD)

Dated and Related (9/2)

Devil in Ohio (9/2)

Designing Miami (9/21)

Dogs in Space Season 2 (9/15)

Dynasty Season 5 (9/24)

Eat the Rich: The GameStop Saga (9/28)

El Rey, Vicente Fernández(9/14)

The Empress (9/29)

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Entergalactic (9/30)

Entrapped (9/8)

Fabulous Lives of Bollywood Wives Season 2(9/2)

Fakes (9/2)

Fate: The Winx Saga Season 2 (9/16)

Floor is Lava Season 3 (9/29)

Fortune Seller: A TV Scam (9/21)

Go Dog Go Season 3 (9/19)

The Girls at the Back (9/23)

The Great British British Baking Show Collection 10 (TBD)

Gymnastics Academy: A Second Chance (9/16)

Heartbreak High (9/14)

Human Playground (9/30)

I Survived a Crime Season 1(9/1)

In the Dark Season 4 (9/13)

Indian Predator: The Diary of a Serial Killer(9/7)

Inside the World’s Toughest Prisons Season 6 (9/28)

Intervention Season 21 (9/15)

Iron Chef Mexico (9/21)

Jamtara - Sabka Number Ayega Season 2 (9/23)

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure STONE OCEANEpisodes 13-24 (9/1)

Karma's World Season 4 (9/22)

Little Women (9/3)

The Lørenskog Disappearance (9/14)

Love Is Blind: After the Altar Season 2 (9/16)

Merlí. Sapere AudeSeason 2 (9/9)

Narco-Saints (9/9)

Once Upon a Small Town (9/5)

Phantom Pups (9/30)

Pokémon: The Arceus Chronicles (9/23)

The Real Bling Ring: Hollywood Heist (9/21)

Samurai Rabbit: The Usagi ChroniclesSeason 2(9/1)

Santo (9/16)

Sins of Our Mother (9/14)

Snabba Cash Season 2 (9/22)

Story Time Book: Read-Along Season 1(9/1)

Too Hot to Handle: Brazil (9/28)

Thai Cave Rescue (9/22)

Who Likes My Follower? (TBD)

You're Nothing Special (9/2)

Specials

Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum (9/13)

Liss Pereira: Adulting (9/1)

Nick Kroll: Little Big Boy (9/27)

Patton Oswalt: We All Scream (9/20)

Rodrigo Marques: King of Uncouth (9/6)

Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy (9/6)