You never know when your trusty umbrella hat will come in handy.
Sixteen-year-old Reese Hebert was at home minding her own business earlier this month when she received a text. And not just any text -- one of those texts.
SEE ALSO: Girl has perfectly appropriate response for boy who cancelled date night"Wassup982 Archives" said the texter, who was, according to BuzzFeed, a boy from Herbert's school.
"About to shower wbu," Hebert replied.
"Oweee," said the errant male. "I wanna see."
That's when Hebert knew the hour had come. It was time to break out the umbrella hat.
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Boys, let this be a lesson to you: Do not try to solicit nude photos from your peers. If you do, you deserve to be umbrella-hatted.
And if you receivea sleazy request for "shower" photos? Not everyone has an umbrella hat, but you can always send a pic of the hair in the drain.
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